The emails say it all!

I wonder who actually thinks these up? I receive hundreds of emails a day, mostly because my email addresses are all over the place with the Internet Marketing things. But honestly :

The Ancient Secret of Pleasing a Woman 10 times a Day Has Been Discovered – ?

Was it ever lost?  and, exactly, WHY would I want to know that?

Extend your penis — ?

I’ll pass, thank you 😛

Just do this… It’s what I’d urge my best friend to do – ?

Now, this one intrigued me 🙂  but I won’t be doing it!

I’ve NEVER Told ANYONE This Before Katie – ?

Why start with me then?

Blimey! I think I will have to go incognito!